As you know, the Church of Ponantology forbids the use of sex-enhancing musks, jellies, attachments, or court orders, but I was fascinated by this ad for Vigorect, an oral gel officially condoned by the Realm of Gondor.
“The blood of Numenor will not fail again,” claims the makers of Vigorect. “Vigorect’s active key ingredient – Butea Superba is a Thai herb that has been used for centuries in Asia to aid in vasodilation – improving erectile function by increasing blood flow to penile tissue.”
Well how could you possibly go wrong?
Vigorect comes in little packets – and so will you.
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