Tonight Porn Star Karaoke is being sponsored by Land Madel Lisa Sparxxx and Hellbound Productions. I have never heard of Hellbound Productions but I can get behind anything with the word “Hell” in it. Why? Because I am a 13-year-old boy.
The Hellbound team will be giving away a 27″ TV and a $100 discount to a local tattoo parlor. I am hoping the TV is a flat screen DVD/VCR combo that I can put in my garage rather than the kind that plays placque commercials at the dentist’s office.
(Not that I go to the dentist, because I’m hardcore.)
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