Since it is well-known that erectile tissue does not function at its best without a good basis in grammar, it was interesting to see that gauzy eroticist Andrew Blake transcended quotation marks to explain his Importance.
Describing X2, starring Elena “Rivera, who stars in a series of erotic dream-like sequences, (and) showcases not only her true beauty but her ability to mesmerize and visually stimulate all who gaze upon her,” Blake said:
“The Film creates a whole new abstract cinema experience for the viewers by mixing erotica with a sensual backdrop of contemporary ambient music.”
Wait a minute, so you’re saying that 75 percent of couples’ porn over the past 15 years has not been accompanied by a soundtrack of contemporary ambient music?
Blake is an extremely gifted director, but most porn movies should only be advertised with the simple logline: These Woman Will Make Your Peen Straighten. All the rest is overkill.
By the way, if you have any erotica hanging around that you need a sensual backdrop of contemporary ambient music for, click here.
Previously: 20 short films by Andrew Blake
See also: Andrew Blake, View the X2 trailer
Dude. Harold Budd does you the courtesy of not blogging about porn. Why you gotta bite his style?