While I don’t usually cover Las Vegas filling station events, not only is the opportunity to write the headline Sassy Gets Gassy too hard to resist, but you’ll also remember my strong commitment to finding you the lowest gas prices, even if you have to drive to Las Vegas in July to get them.
Radio personality Sassy Tease, host of Las Vegas’ “Sex with Sassy” program, will be at the Speedee Mart on the corner of Swenson and Flamingo Saturday, July 26, from 11 to 3.
“Sassy will host this fun filled event and there will be other fun activities such as a “Sexy Car Wash” Contests, Gas Giveaways & more! A percentage of the proceeds from merchandise purchase from Sassy and the car wash will benefit Opportunity Village a Local Las Vegas Non-Profit Organization.
During the event Speed Mart will lower their gas prices and have the best gas prices in Las Vegas. They will also have drink specials, 25 Cents Hot Dogs and other specials. Monster will be there to give out product samples and Sassy will say hello and sign autographs, store guests, new and existing fans.”
So not only will Sassy sign autographs, but she will also sign store guests and existing fans.
I don’t know why I got this press release. But sometimes bad press releases inspire me in the way that good ones do not, so it was as if the Intelligent Designer sent this to me Itself, because I then had the strength to find this online review of Speedee Mart from a diabetic disabled woman:
“An employee named Amanda (23-years old, obese, White) is rude to customers. On 5-24-08 Amanda was rude to me, a regular customer (over 50 and permanently wheelchair-bound), and so I left my purchases on the counter and started to leave without paying for them. Then Amanda told me that I was 86-ed. When I returned to explain why, she reitereated that I was 86-ed permanently. Yes, I threw a bit of a tantrum and told her that if she was going to 86 me permanently, then she could have the fountain drink that I didn’t purchase and shoved it off her side of the counter.
In addition, this Speedee Mart is often out of hazelnut coffee.”
A former exotic dancer, Sassy Tease once sang with a member of the Platters. Let us hope that she can bring her star wattage to bear on the terrible hazelnut coffee scarcity they’ve got in Vegas.
In other news, I will be at the Dunkin Donuts on the corner of Hagler and Despair in Brockton, MA any given week night.
NOTE: Sssy Tease.com seems to have been hacked by steveporn kids.
Previously: Summer Haze wrestles for the dead; Al Goldstein running for president
See also: A street view of Swenson and Flamingo, with a guy there, too, Sex with Sassy
Gram the Man wrote: “Hagler and Despair in Brockton, MA”
I betcha he would do the Ultimate Fighting fiasco fraud.
Using “the marvelous 1” in a porn post,you are one sick stream- of- conscious blogger Gram… that is y u r sew gur8!!!
Sick and twisted, but all so fly, keep on keepin’ on.
Good old Brockton by the Sea!