Smokin’ Crack 2: the sequel

While I was sorry to see that Barrett Blade had gone over to the undead side in Dark Angels 2, setting up virginal waitresss Sunny Lane for a world of hurt, I am happy that he is picking up the pieces with Smokin’ Crack 2: Cock Is a Girl’s Best Friend.

When making sequels, the challenge facing many filmmakers is whether or not to use a colon and, if so, what the subheading of the film should be.

As Smokin’ Crack 2 is an ass-flavored sequel, I think it’s appropriate to use the colon.

But(t) what comes after the colon is very important and needs to further distinguish the movie. The Electric Boogaloo after Breakin’ 2 let consumers know that there was going to be some serious electric boogaloo going on down in the breakin’ neighborhood that maybe fans of the first movie didn’t expect.

My own Gram Ponante’s NutFeast 2: Chlamydia Gardens alerted moviegoers that the location of Blicket and Trondra’s trysting place in the first film would be the physical or emotional setting of the next.

So it’s important that in Smokin’ Crack 2: Cock Is a Girl’s Best Friend, that people like Hannah Harper, Georgia Peach, Naudia Nyce, Brooke Haven, and Davia Ardell develop a relationship with Cock that is distinct from the cockal relationships depicted in other porn movies.

Previously: It Needs to Stop, Lot’s wife gets an eyeful
See also: Sin City

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