Strippers go to Hell

Shy Love and Kelly Erickson are bringing their dance show, Heaven and Hell (which one’s Heaven? Which one’s Hell? Which one’s Pink, for that matter? Which one’s Pink Clam?) to the Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry (formerly the City of Torment And Despair) on December 15, and they are offering some goodies to two lucky fans.

Mail your Wish List to Shy and Kelly here, informing the young ladies why you, of all people, deserve free passes, DVDs, 8 x 10s, and a bag full of trial-sized overstock products from PipeDream Products. Then we’ll see.

Considering that admission to strip clubs (unless you’re a woman) is about ten bucks on a weekend night (though December 15 is a Thursday), this might be a good deal, what with the added attention from the two telegenic and media-savvy performers and the signed photographs. Just don’t go thinking that you can afford $600 in lap dances because you saved $30.

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