Summer Haze and the enemies of freedom

In much the same way 43 charges his critics with irresponsibly rewriting history, Wankus of KSEXRadio suggests that the faulty intelligence leading the United States into believing that Summer Haze was actually going to have a 300-girl gangbang should be considered water under the bridge.

I am sorry, Wankus, but my belief in gang bangs is now irrevocably shaken. 17 people showed up.

“Which gang bang has really reached the records they set out to achieve? Houston 500? NO. That was 30 guys getting back in line and doing her again and again,” Wankus writes. “Same with that Eurpean chick who did 3000, can’t remember her name right now-sad too because she blew me once. She told me herself it was 35 guys. The only person I think that came close was Victoria Givens 101 Anal Gang Bang where she had something like 80 or 90 different guys and only a few repeats.”

That is like someone saying, “Come on! There is no connection between Iraq and September 11, but we’re there now, so why can’t you buy this gangbang DVD?”

At least Seals & Crofts came by to provide the soundtrack.

Summer Haze
Makes me feel fine
Gonna stick a strap-on in your ‘gine.

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