Vegas, scabies, Vegas
I will be reporting from Las Vegas for the rest of this week, here for the Consumer Electronics Show (pushes up glasses) and the AVN […]
2008
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
At a tearful ceremony this morning at the Lamplighter Restaurant, the grant-funded National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts presented their Oscars of Porn, the […]
Final tally: Inner sluts tap out young sluts, 90-20
I interrupt the interminable year in review coverage with the final two movies I received here at Gram Ponante Towers, Heliport, Holodeck, Caverns, Slaughterhouse/Steakhouse, House […]
2008 in Review: Best Set Visit
Adam & Eve’s The 8th Day “The stage is the god-damnedest woman you ever saw.” – Neil Diamond, liner notes from “Hot August Night” It […]
2008 in Review: Workplace of the Year
Kink.com Larry Flynt makes his employees pay for parking. Digital Playground has never washed the Tera couch. If you work at Vivid, you have to […]
2008 in Review: Books about Sex with Strings Attached
No tampon or puppet-fucking jokes, please As you can tell from my lack of command of basic English grammar, I don’t read much. And when […]
2008 in Review: Most in need of a creative consultant
Abby Winters I award because I love. These fleshy Sapphic Australians squish and frot together with their armpit hair, belly rolls, tribal tattoos, Linda Koslowski […]
2008 in Review: Small studios of the year
As Master Yoda said, happy I was with Pirates 2, but off at me these Japanese Bitches pissed are. Small studios that fully commit to […]
2008 in Review: Best Wicked Movie
If You Like That Sort of Thing Award Wicked Pictures delivers slick, well-edited, beautifully packaged porn movies time after time. Their use of voiceover to […]
2008 in Review: Comeback of the Year
Holmes is iconic in American and porn culture for many of the same reasons rock stars are: unchecked fame and ego, low self esteem and an addictive personality, a personal magnetism and, beneath it all, a gift that destroyed him in the end.