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Sometimes Women Murder You: Jack the Zipper’s “Killers”

November 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“Looks like the Spaniard met his match.”

The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead

February 20, 2014 Gram the Man 0

Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink

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Sex Tourism: Porn Film Vacations [video]

July 27, 2012 Gram the Man 2

“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”

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“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true

June 22, 2012 Gram the Man 3

“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.

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Fire in the Loins!—Alyssa Branch

June 18, 2012 Gram the Man 2

Dressed that way, I think Alyssa Branch should walk into rooms yelling “Fire in the Loins!”

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You can’t fake a “Young Mouth”

June 1, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“Come makes my teeth whiter, I heard,” says Ashlynn Leigh. “But maybe it was someone’s idea of getting me to swallow.”

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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