Like you, I want to get closer and closer still to the large women I admire, as if I am an ant crawling on a peach or a lonely planetoid orbiting the Sun. But it seems that the Las Vegas convention known as the BBWFanFest (July 13-15, starring April Flores and Kelly Shibari) is drawing imitators seeking to put a Lap Band on its potential. I say fie on those foul copyfats.
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Padded Kink: Hefty Honies Humiliated Halfheartedly
Are you saying I need to come to my own conclusions but that—perhaps—people shouldn’t be so goddamned outraged over everything? That one way of taking power away from detractors is to use their own tools against ourselves and, emerging unscathed, win?
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Kelly Shibari’s BBW Bukkake: Irish boobs with Japanese efficiency
Gram speaks with the namesake of Kelly Shibari’s Big Beautiful Bukkake And Blowjob Show
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BBW alarmists: lighten up
Something about this week made me long for the rich taste of a Wendy’s Baconator, and I have been passed out atop a pile of their wrappers for the last several days. In an AVN story about how BBW (Big, Beautiful Women) titles are catching on with consumers, writer Nelson X wrote a hilarious but, [...]
You got your post-apocalyptic in my voluptuous
As you know, the last time “post-apocalyptic” and “voluptuous” were used in the same sentence was when the Bogue Chitto High School for the Fat mounted a stage version of Blade Runner. But today I received the covers of two upcoming movies by eminent pornographers Carlos Batts and Maria Beatty, who are releasing their Voluptuous [...]
The Lighter side of the Load
Now and then I publish articles by readers. In the following story you will find an interview with BBW Trista Lace by contributor Larry Smathers. Smathers writes for the types of publications you’d read while buying a pack of LifeSavers in the checkout aisle just to shut up your retarded half-brother. Look how Smathers masterfully [...]
Walk (Alix Lakehurst) every day into a shady place
Alix Lakehurst, back from rehab and high on life (who knew she was on drugs?) plays Kim Deal or No Deal for her fans on her website. When asked “Where is my mind?” Lakehurst responded, “Try your pants.” Previously: Girls Loving Girls mini-review; Riding on the MetroSee also: Alix Lakehurst
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April Flores, Alix Lakehurst, and Mr. Skin
Two of my favorite people talk with each other in a recent article on Mr. Skin.com. Alix Lakehurst interviewed April Flores for the Chicago-based mainstream movie nudity website and the Kiss Attack performer talked about working with Belladonna, idolizing Rita Hayworth, and being her own favorite porn star. Read the article here. Previously: April Flores: [...]
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No Easter for Alix Lakehurst
Alix Lakehurst is Greek, and lives in Chicago. We talked by computer, the way they do in Space. One thing about Alix Lakehurst (who interviewed me for Mr. Skin), is that, like Mike Wallace, she conducts her interviews topless. I, on the other hand, wore a full iron diving bell. I asked what she was [...]
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Kiss Attack (but not the Kiss Army)
Carlos Batts has been making a movie that he calls “The Blade Runner of Porn,” Kiss Attack. “This is the movie I want to be measured by,” he said. “I’m really proud of it.” Featuring burlesque dancers, luchadores, martial artists, a standup comedian for good measure, and as always, Batts’ partner in crime April Flores, [...]
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I like to see a little more fat
Vivid Plus’ has released its heavier women epic Curvaceous. I went to the digital capture of this movie last August (I won’t say “taping,” I’d be embarrassed to say “lensing,” and it would be inaccurate to say “filming”) and there was so much flesh that producers allowed me to take home a to go bag [...]
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April Flores: Diva
As you can see, April Flores can hit a high C without using her hands or her voice! Flores was in Hollywood with her husband, the director Carlos Batts, to promote Voluptuous Life, a sort of Lifestyles of the Abundantly Tasty that chronicles her various curvy exploits in L.A., San Francisco, and New York. I [...]
Alix Lakehurst: Riding on the Metro
Maybe Chicago’s Transit Authority is not called the Metro, but Alix Lakehurst’s recent adventure on the train was a lot sexier than While You Were Sleeping (though I do watch that movie at Christmas, just not for prurient reasons). Ms. Lakehurst sets up her camera on the train and proceeds to insert a discreet bullet [...]
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New Porn Daily: Saruman meets Spock in a thoughtful ocean of flesh
XL Girls Magazine has released XL Extra #5, featuring mesmerizing shots like these, with flesh undulating like the sentient waves of Solaris. One can’t help but get in a Comic-Con mood when reading the marketing copy of this movie, which promises “Horny plumpers satisfy their craving for manflesh!” The scholar will remember that manflesh is [...]
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