April Flores: Diva

As you can see, April Flores can hit a high C without using her hands or her voice!

Flores was in Hollywood with her husband, the director Carlos Batts, to promote Voluptuous Life, a sort of Lifestyles of the Abundantly Tasty that chronicles her various curvy exploits in L.A., San Francisco, and New York.

I like Flores because we are both native Spanish speakers with flaming red hair, and because she and Batts prove an exception to the rule of successful, happy couples in porn.

See more pictures after the gap.

The only time I had visited this studio space on Cole Ave. was my first on the set story after launching my website in 2005. All the sights and smells of the gangbang epic Six in Me came back as I stood drinking open bar liquor on the very spot where Jack Venice and Brian Surewood came on Terri Summers’ face. I thought, if I could only have told Surewood and Venice then what we all know now, well, I would have got in the way of what eventually landed on the sweet Dutch Summers.

Voluptuous Life, produced by Bad Seed, was being hyped along with the soft launch of Adam & Eve’s new label, Independent Adult Cinema. Bad Seed is Adam & Eve’s gonzo division, said marketing vice president Peter Reynolds, so Voluptuous Life and Joe Gallant’s Skin Trade, both of which are not gonzo movies, would have been on the IAC label had it existed this summer.

As it is, IAC’s first official release will be a title directed by Joanna Angel, set to coincide with the AVN Expo next month.

Flores is the type of person people are happy to be around. There were women from all walks of life at the party, porn and non-porn, eager to push their breasts against hers.

Kimberly Kane, Masuimi Max, and the delightful Cherry of Jumbo’s Clown Room (high on the list of phrases I never imagined I would type), all gathered to join their breasts with those of Flores, as if her breasts reflected the bulk buying power of a Costco membership and they all wanted a shot at pallets of Raisinets.

Adam and Eve, as you can see, is managed by men with trim facial hair and glasses. From left we see executives Wit Maverick, Bob Christian, and Peter Reynolds. These are the people who supply a good deal of the world’s pornography; are you surprised they look so urbane?

Voluptuous Life is available now.

Previously: Barely Legal: Generations; Young Hollywood
See also: Fatty D, Carlos Batts, Adam & Eve