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"Okay, Mystery Caller, deal me in": On the set of Asia Noir 6

“How do you squeeze 100 pounds of genius into a 75-minute movie?” asked writer/director David Aaron Clark of the universe. He was on the sweltering set of Asia Noir 6 in downtown L.A., watching through monitors as Mr. Marcus, playing hardboiled detective Trent, give the business to a woman named Coco Velvet playing Lana, the [...]

Hair apparent: The Violation of Claudia

It was a different time when porn movies were shown in theatres, and they created an uneasy community of people with a common secret, and a similar residue on their shoes. But after a generation of porn for personal devices, porn movies are creeping back into theatres. I watched Bill Lustig’s 1977 film The Violation [...]

Today in Asians: Chromealingus

Q. “Grams, I notice that there are naked starlets piled on your lap, going from Sedimentary to Metamorphic Girl like a rock cycle of the loins. Yet you seem non-plussed. Do you ever get bored with your job?” A. No, but I do need an occasional reminder of why it can be so fun. As [...]

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David Aaron Clark: Pool party auteur

Director David Aaron Clark has an excellent stills photographer in Glenn Baren, who snapped this shot on the set of (wait for it) No Man’s Land Asian Edition 7: Mr. Hentai’s Super-Funtime Pool Party, which would win next year’s Longest Title award at AVN were it not for Digital Playground’s Pirates II, for which that [...]

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Report: Roxy Deville alive, happy, not dead, bloody

Many people were concerned about this image of Roxy Deville I ran last week. This was merely a still from Rob Rotten’s Texas Vibrator Massacre, in which Deville does not get the happy ending one normally sees in David Aaron Clark movies. Deville is great in this movie. Of her casting, Rotten said, “I needed [...]

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Jandi Lin: "We Can Be Nerds Together"

I think the Doozers will have to build a Geek Retaining Wall around Jandi Lin, because I can see incoming slobber on Dradis. Lin. tattooed star of David Aaron Clark’s No Man’s Land: Asian Edition 6 attended a recent Star Trek exhibit aboard Long Beach’s Queen Mary with Clark and the sensually elfin Aiden Starr. [...]

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The Ghosts of Encino

Like the great American artist Rockwell, I always feel like somebody’s watching me when I travel Encino’s lonely byways. And they are not watching me with round eyes, if you know what I mean. David Aaron Clark explores Asian Encino’s spectral landscape through the eyes and vagina of Lana Croft in No Man’s Land: Asian [...]

Pretend you don’t see it, Leilani

“In the end, Ange Venus brings the whole thing over the line into a sort of, er, lack of redemption,” David Aaron Clark said. “When all four of them get together.” “So why didn’t you call it ‘One Stroke over the Line, Ange Venus’?” I asked. “I didn’t have the resources at the time,” he [...]

Lana Croft takes these broken wings (off)

I spoke with serene Orientalist David Aaron Clark on the set of his forthcoming No Man’s Land: Asian Edition 6. GP: What’s with the wings? DAC: Dream sequence. She watches sadly from the other end of the big living room while her sister fucks a little Korean tramp she doesn’t approve of. Takes the spirit [...]

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No Man’s Land: White Man’s Burden

I visited the set of David Aaron Clark’s No Man’s Land: Asian Edition 6 this weekend. The film stars Lana Croft, Ange Venus, Jandi, and Kitty. I brought a videographer friend of mine, Molly McAleer, for whom this was her first time attending a porn shoot. She threw up on the way. Twice.

Lystra is cage candy

One comes across an image like this and is incapable of thinking, “Did David Aaron Clark have a fire sale?” Previously: Gia Paloma’s fan letterSee also: Julie Simone

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Is this ass haunted by Cylons?

“Kara Thrace hung out in the green room,” said David Aaron Clark, seen here backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel Show with frequent AVN Awards host Jim-Norton, Katee Sackhoff, and Belladonna . “J. Lo’s husband did not hang out in the green room.” Previously: Caprica Six gets a ten; Hotter than a BalrogSee also: David Aaron [...]

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Asian hookers treat David Aaron Clark most shabbily

David Aaron Clark’s Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel! is a riveting look at one man’s realistic expectations of prostitutes. As Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, Salmon Hatchery, Kibbutz, and Centrifuge are in Koreatown, now I know what to look for. Read the review here. Previously: Pornhounds; Dreaming of SnowSee also: David Aaron Clark

Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel!

Studio: Madness PicturesDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Mae Yung, Lucy Lee, Sin Nye Lang, Kylie Ray Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “All Oriental women are odalisks,” David Aaron Clark quotes Flaubert in the opening of his “Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel”. Odalisk is a Turkish word, referring to the girls that weren’t [...]

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Pornhounds

Lintz describes her former co-workers – Pornhounds – at an unnamed magazine

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Dreaming of Snow and Heidi Ho

David Aaron Clark’s Dreaming of Snow, a two-disc compilation of scenes he shot here and there from as far back as 2002, is an excellent way of getting acclimated to his particular style, which seems to bridge the gap between 70′s movie theatre porn from New York and San Francisco and today’s by-the-numbers gonzo fare. [...]

Dreaming of Snow

Studio: Ethnicity Films/MetroDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Annie Cruz, Brian Surewood, Cris Taliana, Heidi Ho, Kylie Rey, Mila Yung, Mr. Hentai, Mr. Marcus, Kammy, Sabrine Maui, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Tami Lynn, Tyler Knight, Veronica Lynn Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot David Aaron Clark, who worked in New York for earlier incarnations of [...]

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Why I love the theatre

Here is a still from Asia Noir 5. When I go to see The Departed, that’s the theatre I want to see it in. It strikes me that the same type of people who would fondle a half-naked person in a cinema would also be the ones who would talk on their cell phones, arrive [...]

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A coming-of-age story

My first day at AVN was three years ago today. I had worked for several adult companies and websites before that – and since – but AVN was the first place that gave me free Internet. There wasn’t a company computer for me so I used Darren Roberts’ PowerBook G4. Everyone else had a junky [...]

The Bad Lieu Tenant

David Aaron Clark, the smartest guy in porn and chronicler of dirty girls from the Mysterious East, sends news of a ripoff at the hands of a starlet and her diminutive suitcase pimp. Jade Lieu (far left – she even stole my real name for her porn name) and her husband, the Mancunian Steven Leeds [...]

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