29th XRCO Awards Shows Its Dirtypillows
I’ve always felt that naming a Mainstream Favorite is like those movies where the protagonist forsakes his true friends—the misfits!—for the cool kids who have always been mean to him, and will be again.
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The 2012 Models Must Go: “Performers of the Year 2013”
I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
“Slurpy Throatsluts”: Porn movie or beloved rodeo clown?
In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.
Best of Inbox Nudes—Cobra Jupone
…It looks like she’s the hot absentee landlady inspecting the cottage of an Irish Famine family….
Lily Carter – just because
Girls-only performers are the porn equivalents of “I love you as a friend”; it makes me want to make Lily Carter a mix tape.