Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.
It doesn’t matter how the left-handed spend their time; they’re going to Hell anyway.
While Roberts has (apparently) not had involvement in the porn industry since his softcore work in the 1980s, media outlets still emphasize his porn resume rather than his more recent non-porn B-movie gigs.
“Save Me from Myself” is a little like “The Devil in Miss Jones,” in which Miss Jones finds herself in Hell having not really enjoyed the life that got her there.
Since I have never read the Koran, I am uniquely qualified to get into the minds of all pseudo-Islamic terrorists, who haven’t read it either, when I quote Abu Tom Petty: “You believe what you wanna believe.”
Whenever I see something especially art-smelling featuring nudes, I often wonder how on board the nudes were with the art. This is what captures my imagination about Francesco D’Isa’s “Pornsaints” movement, a very earnest and complex cosmology involving porn performers being raised to the firmament. “We will call Pornsaint whoever attains sanctity through pornography” reads…