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Crucifellatio: Its origin and basis in science

March 26, 2016 Gram the Man 5

Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.

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Dear Jehovah’s Witnesses: I Think I Know How You Will Answer the Question “Porn: Harmless or Toxic?”

September 13, 2013 Gram the Man 0

It doesn’t matter how the left-handed spend their time; they’re going to Hell anyway.

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Hack work, hoaxes, and “The Innocence of Muslims” porn connection

September 17, 2012 Gram the Man 2

While Roberts has (apparently) not had involvement in the porn industry since his softcore work in the 1980s, media outlets still emphasize his porn resume rather than his more recent non-porn B-movie gigs.

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The Korn/Porn connection: Saving Us from Ourselves

January 31, 2011 Gram the Man 3

“Save Me from Myself” is a little like “The Devil in Miss Jones,” in which Miss Jones finds herself in Hell having not really enjoyed the life that got her there.

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Would you rather have an Agbar or an Eiffel up your ass? The fundamentalist response to porn architecture

August 18, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Since I have never read the Koran, I am uniquely qualified to get into the minds of all pseudo-Islamic terrorists, who haven’t read it either, when I quote Abu Tom Petty: “You believe what you wanna believe.”

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Pornsaints preying on your impure thoughts

September 22, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Whenever I see something especially art-smelling featuring nudes, I often wonder how on board the nudes were with the art. This is what captures my […]

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