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Turning the Tables on Helly Hellfire

October 7, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Helly Hellfire says porn and DJing are two misunderstood professions, but she’s glad to have both.

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[PR] Roll up for the Vaginal Mystery Tour

June 6, 2012 Gram the Man 0

The price suggests a girls-only porn shoot, so don’t prepare for Gobble Goo Ga Joob.

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MontagFoto 11.15.10

November 15, 2010 Gram the Man 0

O, speculative adult entertainment business ventures, born of hope and excess cash, that went nowhere!

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“Off the Set”: Porn stars stop having sex on coffeetable long enough to be photographed for coffeetable book

May 28, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“I … think the essay actually makes clear to me many of the reasons that relationship had to end – even if I didn’t realize these reasons as I wrote it.” – Lorelei Lee

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How you gonna keep ’em down on (Seymore Butts’ Ass Farmer) once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

July 3, 2007 Gram the Man 0

“Appalachian Spring” isn’t playing in the background, no one frolics in the hay, nothing is raised from the earth, shipped to market, or sold at […]

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Seymore Butts’ The Ass Farmer

June 25, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Studio: Seymore ButtsDirector: Seymore ButtsCast: Vanilla Skye, Honey DeJour, Veronica Jett, Veronica Rayne, Jordan Blue, Havana Ginger, Kelly Wells, Tom Byron, Herschel Savage Portions of […]

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Seymore Butts’ thought-provoking Party Bus

May 9, 2006 Gram the Man 0

For $99 you and your posse can board a tricked out airport shuttle in downtown L.A. and drive around the city for two hours while […]

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Pussy Party: Day rate plus anal

January 30, 2006 Gram the Man 3

“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.

“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.

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Why Ashley Blue Might Be Cool

August 29, 2005 Gram the Man 0

The Seymore Butts bus was kind of a non-event, with a lot of people and no liquor. Since Playboy and Showtime were shooting it, the […]

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This house is a party bus

August 26, 2005 Gram the Man 0

I don’t know if this thing is going to fly (after all, it’s a bus).

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