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Here’s Seymore Butts, the ass of Janet Jacme, and Annie Cruz in 2005 aboard a speculative venture called the Seymore Butts Party Bus.

Of course it seemed like a good idea at the time but(t), as I even thought back then in my callow youth, the restrictions placed on both performer and customer for this bachelor party endeavor would just lead to a lot of frustration. There was no alcohol allowed, for example, and even though the bus was filled with what was known as adult industry journalists (there were more of them in that heady time), no fluids were exchanged, other than the musk of regret.

Oh, speculative adult entertainment business ventures, born of hope and excess cash, that went nowhere, even as they circled the township of Van Nuys with the then-natural boobs of Memphis Monroe peeking out.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: This house is a party bus

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