Artporn elite remember David Aaron Clark with wine, cheese, castration
We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.
Month: November 2010
The Guns of Brixton
Imagine an entire disc of “Barely Legal” devoted to pornstresses who took their name from tracks on “Excitable Boy”? Fuck!
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“Let Magic In!” I constantly said to my cast of turgidifying 20-year-olds this weekend, tears in our eyes.
Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
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And Veronica Jett, I thought the major was a lady suffragette. See? Just writing that out makes me hate Paul McCartney a little.
Asa Akira: Hot Japanese teens are only thinking about each other
It was the perfect opportunity for me to ask a question that has germinated since the first time I saw a Japanese teen soak her underpants in shame while being raped by an octopus.
Watching porn with other adults: Come to think of it, were we creepy?
I can watch people being filmed having sex for hours on end (and often do) in a room filled with people, but watching the finished product with more than one special person is an occasion of creeping creepiness.
Minivan Moms or: How Francophone strippers aid conception
“It’s odd that we’re all at this point in our lives that we drove to the strip bar in a minivan,” he said.
Jamye Waxman hosts a sex salon at El Cid
“This event has a little bit of everything for the erotically entertainable. But the main goal is to have fun. Because if you’re not having fun, why do it?”
How to Kinect with Kirsten Price and influence people
Price shows what the Kinect can and cannot see, and we find that, unless there’s a hack available, we won’t be seeing the Kinect at the TSA booth anytime soon.
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O, speculative adult entertainment business ventures, born of hope and excess cash, that went nowhere!
Wolf eats “Red Riding Hood XXX” but she survives
Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.
Sunny Leone: Portrait of a Porn Star
“Gia” imagines that the porn world is big enough to accommodate actual stardom.
Pornonymous: Ava Rose
I know I join everyone who reads this site in wishing Ava Rose a healthy delivery and a fantastic new life with her son.
Following article, Pornhub pays up
Pornhub paid me once I wrote this article
“Not the Cosbys” looked more like America than the jury did
As much as I’d had a problem with the large percentage of whiteys in X-Play’s “Not the Cosbys XXX,” even that cracker-rich cast would have been a more representative jury.
XMYBOX: Chinese marital aid company Shanghais your gonads
So both sides of the market are cornered; those consumers who like to feel like they’re masturbating with the very concept of Infinite Space and those who wants to jill off to something shaped like a seahorse.
The (Sasha) Grey area of racial indignation
How many times have I introduced Lucy Liu as Jennifer Aniston at my dinner parties?
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It’s important to note that Orion, then 19, was not only actually barely legal but also legitimately new to porn as she stood on a deck looking north over Porn Valley.