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Confess That You Are Not A Co-Ed, Maddy Chandler

September 11, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Maddy Chandler has a “Winter’s Bone” thing going on, which is very appealing, but I don’t think she done been a’matriculatin’ nowheres.

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The Inconceivable Cream Pie

September 2, 2009 Gram the Man 2

As you know, a cream pie is the porn world’s way of hedging its bets, which is why cream pie titles go over well with […]

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Today in porn swag: Your tropical urinal

August 12, 2009 Gram the Man 1

I hear that journalists courted to promote Eli Roth’s “Hostel” movies were actually flown on junkets to Eastern Europe, where they were then fucked by […]

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"TMSleaze" is a sign of the times

August 11, 2009 Gram the Man 0

If you like the show “TMZ,” then you will most likely also like 3rd Degree’s note-perfect parody of it, “TMSleaze.” But what if you don’t […]

Sophie Dee

Sophie Dee is not going back to Llanelli or: A Tale of two chippies

June 2, 2009 Gram the Man 2

I’ve always thought Sophie Dee was a little witchy, probably because of her entrancing eyes and the fact that I feel like I’m erecting a henge whenever I talk with her.

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