The veteran Vivid director/”Jesus Christ Superstar” star is 60 today. Here we see him as Jesus’ pal (with Yvonne Elliman) and later as Jesus’ proxy on the Debbie Does Dallas…Again set. Previously: Is the feature dead?; Erotica L.A. in ReviewSee also: “Could We Start Again, Please?“
Something is about to happen to Lorelei Lee
In Slave Labor Productions’ Trouble x 2, a title which at first sounds like an Olsen Twins’ vehicle, the delicious Lorelei Lee and Bella are treated most harshly – but respectfully – by Paige White, who probably couldn’t get away with this sort of behavior in Sam Brownback’s Kansas. Read the review of Trouble x [...]
Lessons in quitting while ahead
This image is the sexiest one in the entirety of the Kim Kardashian video, and it occurs about 30 seconds in. The dust is still settling on who made what amount of money from whom, but one can’t help but think of another Vivid star, Sunny Leone. I have been watching the “Debbie Does Dallas…Again” [...]
Pabst Blue Ribbon Night with the Steveporn kids
After taking a few days off, I returned to my exhaustive and fetishistically complete schedule of porn party coverage with the Eastside Story release event downtown. Aside from Repo Man and the movies of Michael Mann, very little is known about downtown Los Angeles. We are only aware that there are no roads in that [...]
Kim Kardashian, Superstar featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J
Studio: VividDirector: Ray J.Cast: Kim Kardashian, Ray J. Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot The only reason I watched this movie was because I personally like full-figured Armenian women under 30. Everything else, which means the marketing and Kim Kardashian, Superstar featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J itself, are a waste of time. [...]
Vena Virago: Tempted
Vena Virago, mercurial and cryptic director of Vivid-steve’s Eastside Story (not the Squeeze album) will host a happening on March 22 at downtown’s Bar 107 on Positively 4th Street. “We’re artists,” Virago did not say, and I’m glad. “And flesh is our canvas.” All the usual suspects will be there, I’m told, with Michelle Aston [...]
Vivid Does Kim – Again
Vivid is moving forward with the release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, originally scheduled for last month. Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch has always allowed a little wiggle room in press releases about the rights Vivid secured for the DVD (for an alleged $1 million), saying, “We remain very confident that we have the legal [...]
Burnt offering
Here are Lanny Barby and Hillary Scott from Vivid’s Burnt Fury. It is a measure of the brief time Scott has been in the business that even the Female Performer of the Year responded with some shame when I walked into the room. Barby, being Canadian, knew that what the two of them were doing [...]
Vivid-halt
Vivid has announced it is delaying (or stopping altogether) the release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, scheduled to be available this Wednesday. Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch has always allowed a little wiggle room in press releases about the rights Vivid secured for the DVD (for an alleged $1 million), saying, “We remain very confident [...]
The Name of the Rose
…is not important. The important thing is that they’re naked. Here are Alaska’s own Rose girls, Ava (top) and Mia, in Winkytiki’s upcoming Man’s Ruin for Vivid-steve. Despite the gravity of the picture, Mia is wearing a horse’s bit, I think. Winkytiki describes her scene with Jay Huntington as “wacky”. These pictures are looking suspiciously [...]
Porn and spelling
As you know, women are aroused when they observe good spelling. They like to get closer to the people who do it, and are often observed fellating them. “Grams, I want to make freak on you,” said my junior high school girlfriend, Thongtop Juicypants (she was from Thailand) when I won the spelling bee for [...]
Glenn Beck: What’s wrong with America
I was able to withstand about 12 minutes of CNN’s “Porn: America’s Addiction” expose featuring Glenn Beck (three minutes fewer than Dirtpipe Milkshakes 2). Beck is part of CNN’s attempt to compete with Fox News by adding “personality” to their lineup by any means necessary. A conservative and recovering alcoholic, Beck has no qualms about [...]
Rita Faltoyano and Brianna Love – just because
…just because it has only been this week that Los Angeles temperatures dipped below 80 degrees. Here are Love and Faltoyano on the set of the Vivid/Red Light District collaboration Perfect Match, which was shot in June and which features Briana Banks going gonzo for Manuel Ferrara. Ferrara was very nice to me on that [...]
Eon McKai and the elephant in the room
These are the first grainy images to appear on the web of the reclusive Eon McKai. He is going to appear early next year in a documentary about Vivid director Paul Thomas, Return to Beneath the Valley of the Shadow of Jesus Christ Superstar, and agreed that the Internet coyness should stop. And whose camera [...]
Rest in Peace, Jon Dough
There had never been a male contract performer before Jon Dough, who originated that position with Vivid and appeared in movies spanning porn’s late “golden age” to its gonzo phase. Dough, who died on Sunday of an apparent suicide, had appeared in over a thousand porn films and directed almost a hundred. He will be [...]
Is the feature dead?
The “Debbie Does Dallas – Again” set was a cemetery in Whittier. Everyone was very careful about the graves and the property, because porn people are very groovy, spiritual people.
Fiat Lux Kassidy
I am the type of person Vivid Entertainment wants on its side. The struggling company, recognizing the slow diminishment of the blonde gene, needs America’s Beloved Porn Journalist to lend it credibility before the natural resource upon which Big Porn makes its fortune dries up. That is why I was not surprised when newly-minted Vivid [...]
Untitled Briana Banks project
Briana Banks, the Vivid Girl described as “Jenna Jameson’s slutty younger sister”, volunteered for the chance to do things Vivid girls don’t normally do (like, you know, a D{ouble}P{enetration}) when Vivid and Red Light District teamed up to produce what is these days being called a high-end gonzo. Manuel Ferrara is directing this show for [...]
The tannens in Miss Samson
Savanna Samson has been described as having great legs and isn’t too fruity. Just one swirl will reveal her opulence. While not as full-bodied as I like them, Samson is definitely not the dregs, and her bouquet is mesmerizing and transcendent.


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