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The Flying Burrito Sisters

“Ava Vincent was NOT as innocent as she makes it sound,” said a source on the scene of yesterday’s horrifying burrito fight between Vincent and Dillan Lauren, mostly captured by Showtime’s Family Business cameras. “I was standing right in the middle of them. (The burrito) flew right by me,” the source said.

A feud that had been brewing since some clothes went missing (there is exhaustive coverage of the events leading up to the attack on AdultFYI) erupted on the set of Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party yesterday, when Vincent and Lauren exchanged accusations and harsh words and, eventually, Vincent went nuclear option and deployed her burrito.

Vincent’s claim that no one tried to break up the fight was false, according to the source, and then Vincent threw water at Lauren, who was already covered in guacamole.

“Seymore (Butts) wants to paint the adult industry in a good light,” the source said. The tension on the set was so high that most of the Pussy Party talent elected to go home and scrap the scene. It was later decided to book six additional girls, with Sammy Rhodes the lone holdout from the burrito era.

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  1. Kami Andrews says:

    who gives girls mexican food before a scene?

  2. Gram the Man says:

    You’re right. Do you think Showtime set it up for the eventual meltdown? Did Showtime steal the clothes?

  3. DependableSkeleton says:

    Mmmmm… hot girl on girl burrito action.

  4. Steve Johnson says:

    Gram, have you seen that Showtime show? It’s as fake as… something really really fake.

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