There goes somebody’s health insurance

Hey, have you noticed the plasma display in the reception area of Porn Valley’s biggest former employer? Above the screen is an equally ridiculous LED ticker of the publication’s headlines. Did you see that in a real magazine somewhere?

Just kidding. You people are awesome.

(Now send me my COBRA forms before I sue you personally or get on board someone else’s class action suit.)

Just kidding. You’re great.

I remember the first time I ventured to the northwest Valley; it looked like the moon, especially having come off the spectral 118. Similarly unchanged is the Lamplighter, where “don’t shake my hand – just blow a load on my tits” is not only the way one says Hello to pornbloggeurs like myself but is also Number 47 on the menu.

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