Bangers and Mash consultant Tia Brodie reports that her last trip home to the UK resulted in a boob job.
“They are eight weeks old this Friday,” said Brodie, who will be stripping in Canada prior to meeting with the U.S. Embassy to return to California. “I’ve named them The Twins.”
The Twins will be arriving slightly ahead of Brodie, who was a fixture on the Porn Valley scene last year prior to the expiration of her work visa.
“I’ve had me lorries filled with petrol,” she did not say.
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