As you know, there is no need for the state of Arizona. Jenna Jameson and Kinzie Kenner should move, in alphabetical order, to New Mexico, which does “Southwest” better, and the 10 and the cities around it should be converted into a nice flume ride.
That said, it should be no surprise that prostitutes are having a difficult go of it in the Grand Canyon (overrated) state. According to HB 2307, now on Governor Janet Napolitano’s desk, prostitutes will face mandatory jail time for plying their trade, doubling with each additional offense.
Opponents of the bill claim that the law would do nothing to decrease prostitution but instead will exacerbate the conditions that cause it. Removing single mothers from their children for an overtaxed prison system and an environment that offers no opportunity to learn a new trade doesn’t solve anything, they say.
Proponents say that if people wanted relief from misery, they wouldn’t have moved to Arizona in the first place.
When you contact Gov. Napolitano’s office (phone: 602.542.4331, fax: 602.542.1381), don’t mention my flume idea because it would cloud the issue.
Previously: Fleiss to open brothel for women; The losers you knew in high school get jobs
See also: Apache Junction Chamber of Commerce
Leave a Reply