Tyler keeps on rockin’ in the tree world

Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith is up in Oregon in appropriate places like Beaverton, dancing and taking her clothes off.

Tonight she visits Salem and tomorrow she will be in Portland at a place called Safari Showgirls (which beats Mozilla Firefox Showgirls if you ask me).

I didn’t talk with 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team captain Mike Eruzione while cutting the ribbon on a Sta Mahket in Winthrop, and he most certainly didn’t say this:

“Ya could bounce a puck off that ass, kid.”

Tyler will be back in Stoughton at Alex’s over Christmas, which is like when fuckin’ Aerosmith yoosta do New Yeah’s Eve at the Gahden.