I received the following spam today, entitled Fucking St. Valentine:
What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day??? Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time…The most simple way is to visit our site, order the medication and that is all you are to do! Do not kill the clock!
I have this robot’s address if any companies need publicists. Please feel free to send as many enquiry e-mails as possible here. I desperately need to know what pea-time is.
In the meantime, here is a picture of Lori Lust. It’s lucky Mr. and Mrs. Lust’s daughter got into porn, because hers would be an unfortunate name if she managed a Cracker Barrel.
As you can see, Ms. Lust is wearing holiday-appropriate heels in her well-appointed kitchen. This is exactly what marriage should be.
Previously: Eye Candy, Enough Rope, Continuing Education Credits
See also: Lori Lust
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