I’d really like to nail this down because I have a date later.
As you know, I am a purist. If the letters in MILF stand for Mom I’d Like (to) Fuck, then I think anyone calling herself or being called a MILF needs to have actually given birth to a child.
“I think it’s anyone over 30 with a vagina,” opines Rollertrain‘s Libby Lynn.
While I can see several shades of gray (though Jesse Jane is a mom I wouldn’t call her a MILF, yet Janine Lindemulder, at 37, is gloriously so), I can’t lose faith in the adult industry that they in their wisdom will come up with a term that doesn’t imply motherhood for slightly older women. After much thought, I have concluded that term should be Hot Raisin.
Else any 18-year-old single mom off the bus is a MILF.
Please answer the following questions:
1. Should a MILF actually be a biological mother?
2. If not, at what age does an attractive woman become a MILF?
3. If so, does having given birth to a child make an attractive woman of any age a MILF?
Thanks again to the Maximum Xposure porn mill for providing thought-provoking questions.
Previously: Jesse Jane loves it when a plan comes together; MILFS, FILFs, and GILFs
See also: Maximum Xposure
amilf in porn is a chick willing to appear in a porn title that has the word milf
i milf in the real world is any one of your friends moms who wears a 2 peice
any young women who has poppped out a kid (with the exception of jesse jane) is a raisin belly
an older hot chick with no kids is an older hot chick
1)Should a MILF actually be a biological mother?
Yes. Can’t be a MILF without that ‘M’ – otherwise, you’re just a WILF (the ‘W’ being for “woman”, obviously).
2)If not, at what age does an attractive woman become a MILF?
Well, going by my first answer, this question loses merit. That being said, I’ll go with 35 – it’s about that time when women reach their sexual peak. Also, and going with a 20-year mother to kid age ratio, it would be about the time that the friends of the woman’s kids would start noticing her.
3)If so, does having given birth to a child make an attractive woman of any age a MILF?
Again, I’m going with the base minimum age of 35 here.
A MILF is an attractive woman under 40 who has given birth. An attractive woman over 27 and under 40 who has not given birth is a mature. An attractive woman between 40 and 50 is a Granny. An attractive woman over 50 is an oldie. An attractive woman who is very mature (70 plus) is generally a moldy oldie. That’s it. That’s all folks!