Jameson further distances herself from adult industry via spelling
“Club Jenna CEO Jay Grdina is enthusiastic about the soon-to-be-released, all-new title from his company, Jenna Loves Diamonds. The movie stars, of course, the biggest […]
Month: March 2008
Jenna Loves Diamonds
Studio: ClubJennaDirector: Michael ZenCast: Jenna Jameson, Dru Berrymore, Ashley Moore, Cherry Rain, Aurora Snow, Randy Spears, Dale Dabone, Justin Sterling, Dillion Day, Kendall Karlson Portions […]
Kissy Kapri has a secret
In porn, the person with her legs crossed has moral authority over the person who doesn’t. Britney Stevens wonders why Kissy Kapri got the corner […]
Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz – just because
There was no reason for them to be standing in that parking lot, and yet there was every reason. I asked the first thing that […]
Back to the apocalypse at the San Francisco Fetish Ball
You know when Carmina Burana starts playing that scary things are about to happen. “Fate is against me/In health and virtue/Driven on and weighted down/Always […]
Lemon cream facials and champagne milk baths
Before you’re tempted to laugh at the night-time activities of 70’s swingers, consider what future generations will think about the Dirtpipe Milkshakes collection on your […]
Life after porn: Aylar Lie makes up with Basshunter, herself
The Tehran-born Norwegian model Aylar Lie shot a few videos for Red Light District and other companies in 2002, making her one of the only […]
Brandi Lyons’ album should be "Pubes like an arrow"
Brandi Lyons wants you to know something about herself. Because I was born in 2003, I only know the concept of “albums” as a result […]
The Voluptuous Feet of Ed Fox (and Jenna Presley)
I have never before thought of feet as voluptuous, or that they could be. Now I will require it.
Satine Phoenix on three hours’ sleep or: By the time I get to Phoenix, she’ll be pissing
I visited San Francisco for its Fetish Ball this weekend and spent one early morning following Satine Phoenix around the city on various adventures. Generally […]
Mug shot revisited
Gram Ponante posts an update on a simple street assault that speaks volumes about Porn Valley’s impression of itself. “Porn is the place where, when you go there, they lack the sense of self-worth to kick you out.”
Pornic Voices: Holly Wellin in Little Runaway 2
Holly Wellin was getting her makeup applied on the set of Jim Powers’ Little Runaway 2 and the makeup lady got an eyebrow wrong. “What […]
Little Runaway 2
Studio: PowersvilleDirector: Jim PowersCast: Daisy Tanks, Desire Moore, Scarlett Pain, Paris Gables, Holly Wellin, Rob Rotten, Drehyden, Jenner Portions of this review originally appeared on […]
Jandi Lin: "We Can Be Nerds Together"
I think the Doozers will have to build a Geek Retaining Wall around Jandi Lin, because I can see incoming slobber on Dradis. Lin. tattooed […]
Aiden Starr: coffee and condoms
“I always, always use condoms when having sex with civilians,” she said.
Girls Loving Girls (but filmed by girl-loving guys)
Just today I learned definitively, despite the direct and contradicting quote from its star, that the story behind a celebrity sex tape I’d reviewed was […]
Girls Loving Girls – mini review
Studio: Abby WintersDirector: ?Cast: Jamie Lee, Em, Violet Review by special correspondent Larry Smathers This chick-on-chick flick comes from Australia and is produced by Abby […]
Anal Alliteration: Aubrey Addams’ Ass Addiction
I couldn’t help noticing that there is more shag on the stairway she’s crawling up than there is on Aubrey Addams. Director Robby D.’s Handheld […]
Report: Ohio voters concerned smiles, ass-fucking at odds
I have harbored these two DVDs in my office for nearly a month but have been scared to open them, because I am confused. The […]
On the road with Alix Lakehurst
“It’s a fantasy of mine to be a fantasy of someone else’s,” said Alix Lakehurst, a Chicago porn actress who is a throwback to a […]