I have harbored these two DVDs in my office for nearly a month but have been scared to open them, because I am confused.
The sweet, corn-fed smiles of Aubrey Addams and Bree Olson say “Give me a paper route!” not “Fuck me up the ass.” My mind has not been this divided since I forgot whether to add a (TM) or (R) to Jesse Jane’s name. (In the end I just added both and let her sue herself.)
You don’t normally see irony at work on porn boxcovers – it usually helps if they’re straightforward – but the artists at both Pink Visual and Hustler have chosen to use it here:
We don’t expect a smile to accompany an invitation to ass-fucking. Usually the ass-fuckee is swaying back and forth in a puddle by the curb of Packers Stadium holding a broken bottle and saying “Fuck me up the ass or I’ll kill myself,” tottering on her one existing heel, and then falling facedown in her sick.
The smiles, well … the smiles belong to a dimension different from ours. To paraphrase George Romero, “When ass-fucking is wholesome, the dead will walk the earth.”
Anally Yours
Anal Fuck Auditions 3
Previously: Free to Bree O or E; “Bore My Asshole” (fleshbot)
See also: Hustler, Pink Visual
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