Kayden Kross, jealous boyfriends, and the pitfalls of real estate tycoonery
People who come to this site for the latest poorly-spelled and ill-vetted porn world gossip have always been horribly disappointed. Why, the last time I […]
Month: September 2008
I haven’t seen "Juno" but…
…I am definitely one of those people who, based on Diablo Cody sightings around Hollywood (and at the Oscars) didn’t know what to make of […]
Priva’s vagina of darkness
Contributor Eddie Adams has this to say about Hustler’s orientalist fantasy Asian Fever 36: “And if you’re quiet enough, you can actually hear Joseph Conrad […]
Asian Fever 36
Studio: HustlerDirector:Cast: Priva, Lana Violet, Alec Knight, Joey Brass, Lana Violet, Lily Li, Marco Banderas, Mia Lelani, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor, Tia Ling Orientation by […]
Zazel: The Scent of Love
Studio: Cal VistaDirector: Philip MondCast: Sasha Vinni, Gina Lamarca, Anna Romero, Grace Harlowe, Brooke Lane, Lene Hefner, Helena, Nikie St. Giles, Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, […]
Stoya has a pretty mouth or: Deeper in the mouth of Stoya
It is not because Digital Playground is chauffering me and my entourage to the Pirates II premiere as part of its Fellatio on Wheels promotion […]
Stoya: Deeper 11
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Stoya, James Deen, Annette Schwarz, Tommy Gunn, Memphis Monroe, Hannah West Stoya has padding in all the right places, but […]
Prather prattles, pimps periodically published porn potboiler
Former porn agent “Bad Ass Frank” Prather is publishing a memoir of his three years in the adult world, “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy – An Insider’s […]
David Foster Wallace, 1962-2008
Ms Jasmin St Claire allows butane gas to be pumped via PVC into her colon and set afire on expulsion, resulting in a 3.5-foot anal blowtorch for Cream Productions’ 1998 Blow it Out Your Ass.’
Sadie West: checking under the clitoral, literal hood
As you know, there are not enough porn films about our country’s current conflicts in the Middle East. That is why New Sensations’ upcoming movie […]
Satine Phoenix: When the whip comes down
Part human, part jungle cat (see photo), Satine Phoenix is featured in November’s Taboo Magazine, on sale now. Why is it on sale now? The […]
Hearts And Minds II
Studio: New SensationsDirector: Andre MadnessCast: Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Tommy Gunn, Cassandra Cruz, Tyler Knight, Jack Larence, Seth Dickens, Marie McCray, Celeste Star, Samantha Ryan, […]
Carmen Luvana: the mosaic is the message
The Wind tool is pretty impressive; it suggests that life is fleeting. But the Mesh disguise makes Carmen’s parts appear to be seen through a Mossad operative’s nightvision scope. Why would he be doing that? Isn’t the West Bank enough?
Poppy Morgan’s ass in need of repair
Poppy Morgan visits the United States from her native Manchester, England on a work visa for several weeks each year, and I enjoy bumping into […]
Karen Duhe’s intelligent design
As I rattle into old age (I am 23), I look at porn press releases as an index of what it will be like in […]
Excuse Movie of the Week: Hearts And Minds II
“Beyond courage, beyond honor, we find our hearts and minds.” Thus begins the boxcover copy for New Sensations’ sequel to Hearts & Minds, starring Ashlynn […]
When adultery isn’t exciting
You know that their hearts aren’t in it when they kiss in that lip-smacking way. If you were a baby and someone kissed you on […]
Upstairs/Downstairs with Tatiana Kush and Nicki Hunter (and these dudes)
In a gated community among rolling hills to the west of Porn Valley lies Bell Canyon. Just weeks ago I went to a barbecue down […]
Get Smartass!
Studio: HustlerDirector: Stuart CanterburyCast: Kayla Paige, Veronica Rayne, Britney Amber, Eden Adams, Veronica Jett, Envi, Eric Swiss, Rod Fontana, Tony De Sergio, Dino Bravo by […]