Stoya: Fonder with or without the absence
It was like a J. Geils’ “Centerfold” moment for me, except I already knew Stoya when she was a centerfold.
Month: April 2013
Porn Star Birthdays: Rocco and Celeste
Gram reminds us that porn stars are born, not made, with this week’s Porn Star Birthdays
AB332 and the State of the State of Condoms
…like the Iraq invasion hinging on the Bush Administration’s lie that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction, the AHF’s WMDs was home-grown AIDS in Porn Valley.
Samantha Bentley on the set of “Young Harlots in Venice”
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“You weigh the thrill (of being discovered) against the fear of arrest,” Gazzman says. “Still, if (legendarily girl-crazy Italian leader Silvio) Berlusconi can get away with it, so should we.”
[PR] Old faces, unfamiliar names in debut Exxxotica Fanny winners
Unlike many upstart adult award shows, the FANNYs sound like they might occur again
God Touches Chrissy Amphlett
A touching tribute to Christina Amphlett, 1959-2013
Der Verspanken: Sie brauchen nicht eine Beziehung mit einer Frau zu bilden
Der VerSpanken: Any marital aid that has a German name is all right by me, because I’m racist that way, and I know the Germans mean business.
Adult Industry Moves to Maine Instead
“Some of these apple-picking girls fuck like the Wendigo is after them,” says Allie Haze. “They’re not scared of death.”
MontagFoto 4.22.13—We just want a couch that fits us
“Some day,” I said, “I will have a couch like that, where I don’t have to scrunch up on it.”
[PR] Psylocke defeats Synapsians to capture Miss Rubber World, Nightmare Galaxy
“The Nightmare Galaxy is mine!” proclaimed Psylocke, powder emanating from her skin-tight rubber exosleleton.
Camille Crimson brings a plus-one to her fellatio party
As a lapsed Catholic, pondering how many women can fit on a frenulum is a more appealing diversion than thinking about angels on the head of a pin
MontagFoto 4.15.13—A Tax (dat ass) Day Audit
Did I really have some pre-planned post for Tax Day? No.
[PR] Gazzman’s “Fuck Me in My Jeans” answers the question “Where Should I Fuck You?”
Scottish director Gazzman has a full plate traversing Europe and bringing porn to that quaint continent whose only income heretofore has been its rental locations for “Indiana Jones” movies.
[PR] James Deen out-Dokken’s Dokken in Bend Sinister’s “Quest for Love”
Lee Roy Myers directs James Deen as the character Quest in this ridiculous desert epic from the band Bend Sinister. Deen crosses the desert holding […]
On the Couch with James Deen: How “Crippling Shyness” might be the key to success [video]
I talked with Deen in Las Vegas about the non-aggressive way he landed the Paul Schrader-directed Bret Easton Ellis adaptation “The Canyons” and about how he copes with his “crippling” shyness.
Wednesdays with PD: “There’s no point gagging her, because she can pull the gag out of her mouth.” [video]
Part 3 of 3 For a person who was reluctant to be interviewed, PD is doing a lot of talking. “Steve Jobs understood that shades […]
2013 Feminist Porn Awards award feminists, porn
An appreciative crowd packed the Capitol Event Theatre here for the 8th Annual Feminist Porn Awards, honoring numerous celebrities featured on Porn Valley Observed as well as people we’ve yet to have the pleasure to know.
“HardTied” at InSex, where you can’t be prosecuted for your thoughts
Do you mind being kissed and fondled by a lecher?
[PR] Adult industry hopes consumers will help overturn Measure B on Tax Day
Porn Valley is turning to many of the same people who voted for Measure B—hoodwinked porn watchers—to raise money to overturn it on a special Tax Day Pornathon.
Porn on iTunes? Meet iPorn
Adult industry players and their Silicon Valley partners have relaunched iPorn.com to create a porn portal within the historically porn-avoidant iTunes interface.