Your Parents Are Throwing Their Goddamn Money Away: “Dare Dorm”
These college students don’t even pretend to ever have studied.
Month: August 2013
Her Name Is Gizzelle, And That’s Probably No Accident
To watch Gizzelle de la Cruz, all 22 and Cuban, bruised flesh and braces, wearing a black cowboy hat, bursting out of her cheap but weapons-grade bra, is to be thankful for the state of Florida.
Her Name Is Jaslene, And I Am Poor Old Johnny Ray
Perhaps Dexy’s Midnight Runners will be comforted that someone thought of them IMMEDIATELY upon watching a popshot descend on the bejeweled stomach of Jaslene Jade. Probably not.
FreitagFoto 8.02.13—I Think You Are A Fraud, Dr. Mayhem
It ruins my innocence, a little.