The “Naked Truth” about Siri
Massive and venerable porn e-tailer Gamelink has revived its “Naked Truth” site, and I have been shooting some interviews as my clueless British alter-ego Gram Ponante. OH WAIT THAT’S ME.
Month: August 2013
Elvis Replaces “In the Ghetto” with “In the VIP”
As the scene plays out, we wonder what’s in it for these women who stand around watching Elvis jerk off on two of their comrades’ faces. Was the pay OK? Was the night otherwise fun for them, what with their Solo cups and limo ride?
Athena Pleasures Makes You Remember, Then Forget, That Who Song
At 5’11”, Athena Pleasures is like a journey out of space and time. Not only that, but she holds her own boobs for you.
Back to School with “Young Harlots”
Here in Los Angeles, school started weeks ago, and our young scholars are currently sweating through some very expensive air conditioning. Over in Prague, meanwhile, some “Young Harlots” are suffering the blurred lines of a liberal education system. Seriously. I don’t know how anyone learns to read at all.
“Public Affairs”: You Got Your Picnic Table in My Vadge; No, You Got Your Vadge in My Picnic Table
…it just looks like they’d rather be somewhere else other than on that play structure, which makes a lot of sense.
Well Hungarians: Abbie Cat And That Premature Feeling
It could happen to anyone, but I bet it happens to Abbie Cat a lot.
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: A Pornographer’s Perspective
This did not strike me as a Fun Girl Having A Good Time. Instead it looked like the drunk girl at a party, the one who manages to turn off even the least-laid person there.
Sometimes We Are Grateful for False Advertising, A.J. Applegate
According to the ASPCA(nus), no asses were wrecked in the filming of this movie
“Jurassic: Stoned Age” or: Why You Need Kayden Kross in Your Low-Budget Comedy
Kayden Kross plays the straight man against two libidinous stoners in “Jurassic: Stoned Age.”
Chauntelle Tibbals Studies That
Gram talks with Chauntelle Tibbals, Ph.D., about her new ebook, “You Study What?”
[interview] Christina Parreira on Sex Worker Outing And Getting Outed
An interview with sex worker activist Christina Parreira on coming out to family as a sex worker and being involuntarily outed as a sex worker in the high-stakes world of feminist theory
Diamond Kitty Meets Boo Radley in “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX”
Porn Valley is buzzing about its latest job-creating, money-making, creatively worthwhile, and altogether useful parody “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX,” starring Rob Black as Atticus, […]
Today I Met A Celebrity And Lost My Innocence
…because I’m a big fan of sex as a wholesome and charismatic enterprise, but I’ve missed porn that really gives me the heebie jeebies and makes me think I’ll never love again.
Faux-INS Agents Dodge Bullets When Rape Turns Consensual
…we also wonder what other tricks scientists at the Manwin lab have in store to turn Selena Rose into the Latina Jesse Jane.
I Would Like A Cone Dipped in MILF, Please
As a pre-review aside, I want to thank the person who came up with the joke “My father always told me that, when you hear an ice cream truck jingle, it means that they don’t have any ice cream left.”
[review] The Reason No One Buys Clothing from “La Boutique” Is Because People Keep Having Sex on Them
On a deeper level, “La Boutique” is a canny metaphor for porn piracy. Like the boutique itself, in which nothing is actually sold, tube sites don’t traffic in quality but actually traffic in traffic, and there’s a lot of traffic in that store.
While “I Know That Girl” Has Nothing to Do with Marlo Thomas, Do We Really Know Anyone?
Back in Bogue Chitto—before all this—the girl who had left town for Los Angeles came back, exhausted and broke, but full of stories, about two […]
Well, Now Her Name Is Natalie Heart
The last time I saw Natalie Heart was last week when she was Jaslene Jade.
It’s OK—If You Have Sex with Your Mother In-Law, Your Standards Aren’t Too High Anyway
I don’t believe that Eva Karera is this guy’s mother in-law, but the again, my innocence s gone.