While “I Know That Girl” Has Nothing to Do with Marlo Thomas, Do We Really Know Anyone?

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Back in Bogue Chitto—before all this—the girl who had left town for Los Angeles came back, exhausted and broke, but full of stories, about two years later. She hinted about having fallen in with the wrong crowd.

Years later I am searching through boxes of likely review titles when I pop a movie in and there, awkwardly bobbing up and down on some dude from a compilation movie, is our high school sweetheart. I check her porn name in the IAFD and see that she had made all of three movies.

“I know that girl,” I say.

But Adalisa is way more attractive.

adalisaboat9A recent NASA study—conducted from Space—concluded that everyone on this planet and a few of the other ones watches porn. So a title like “I Know That Girl” could be right on the money.

Along with the late, lamented series “She Is Half My Age,” Mofos’ “I Know That Girl” captures the zeitgeist. Just about every porn star interview I’ve posted on Youtube gets a few “I know that girl! We went to high school!/She was my babysitter!/I’m her Member of Congress!” comments.

And it makes sense for this series to be shot in a regional porn capital like Miami, where bewitching and shaved (but pouty) women like Adalisa might be strippers, sure, but might not have entertained thoughts of moving west and submerging themselves in the 24/7 porn lifestyle.

So, yes, everyone knows a stripper, and everyone knows that girl. (And don’t pay attention to that “Exclusive Leaked Home Video” stuff; eventually Porn will figure out that no one believes claims like this anymore.)

Adalisa’s scene takes place on a boat. She no longer wants to fish (it is a credit to the production that not only is there gas for the boat, but there is also an ocean and a fish), so she crawls over to the bow and gets fucked on a blanket.

I can’t imagine how hot it was out there, or how difficult it was to both hold a camera and have sex with this juicy example of Florida’s harvest, but everyone needs to have sex on a boat.

Buy “I Know That Girl 11” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Deep Inside the IAFD—preserving porn’s history
See also: Mofos

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