Chances are moderate to high that you’ve never touched Mary Carey’s boobs. In my estimation, only perhaps 4000-5000 people have had that honor and I am amongst them. She stopped by my office recently where we had a discussion about her newly implanted breasts. We commiserated about the fact that weight loss frequently results in concurrent boob density reduction (a hard lesson for the naturally busty gal who wants to drop a few pounds) after which she invited me to touch them.
They were heavy. Really really heavy.
Some of the exchange is available for your viewing pleasure here. I left the part where I hefted Mary’s weighty teat out of the final video. It was a special moment that I am sure she will treasure forever and I wouldn’t want to cheapen it by showing it to perverts on the interwebs.
Previously: Candidate-hopeful takes one in the face
See also: Marey Carey dot com, Legend
I touched them! well pre implant! thanks for letting me live through you
any time!