Casual Friday

As a long time Gram fan myself, I always love deciphering his Rubik’s Cube of words to find the hidden gems hidden beneath. However, it’s Friday damnit! We’re getting ready to wind the work week down and rev up for the weekend. Time for all the mega companies to forget about how adult video sales are in the dumper and the angry dudes over at xxxporntalk.com to put aside their self loathing and vicious attacks because it’s the start of the weekend, and damnit, we just want to feel good again!

SO, I’ve decided that the next 3 weeks we will have casual Fridays! Nothing too heavy and clothing optional. Get out an ice cold PBR and let’s get going………………………….

This week, I’m going to tell you 6 weird things/habits about yours truly. I encourage everyone to make their own and mail it to me at ron@eroticistfilms.com. Next week I will post them.

I found this game on Myspace and was amazed at such candid answers as: “When I was a little kid I used to eat my crunchy eye boogers”, “whenever i wash my face i use my underwear to tie my hair instead of a hair band. omg sooo nasty lol” and my favorite “when i was kid i liked this boy but i was too shy to tell him so instead i kicked his balls” (sound kinda like a female Max Hardcore to me).

Here are my 6 – I left the smilies just in case the angry dudes at xxxporntalk.com stop by:

1) When I was 11, I had a fully developed 16 year old hot-as-hell Italian girlfriend who would sleep over with me almost every weekend. How could that be possible you ask? Well, at birth there was a terrible accident resulting in oxygen being cut off to her brain thus leaving her with the mentality of a 9 year old.

2) When I directed my first film, Alternative Worldz: Atlanta, I had NEVER directed a movie before. I had NO prior movie making experience, had never been on a set, had never seen people outside of myself (and a girl if I was REALLY lucky) having sex. In fact, I had no fucking idea what was going on!

3) I grew up in a trailer park in Wilson, NC which is both the Tobacco capital of the world and the poor white trash capital of North Carolina!

4) I only got drunk once, but it lasted for 17 years. I went to University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, but I’ve forgotten virtually EVERYTHING I ever learned. If my writing is grammatically incorrect OR incoherent, now you know why.

5) At 6, I had my first crush on Jeannie from “I Dream of Jeannie”. As drunken adults would re-enact championship wrestling, I would pull the covers over my eyes and pretend I was safe with Jeannie in her phat-assed plush bottle. Then I would drift off to sleep as I pretended I was nestling my head on those phat-assed breasts. Sometimes I still do that, but now without the drunk adults, I own the redecorated bottle and Lacie Heart is Jeannie
I’ve been planning a movie based on this, but you can only imagine the tears that ran down my chubby cheeks when I discovered that my movie title had already been used!

6) I try to get EVERY girl I ever work with to have a real on screen big-assed orgasm. This can be witnessed in Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts as Justine Joli and Marie Luv launch off some pretty impressive O’s. Hailey Young erupting some love lava is also a site to behold!

Have a great weekend and I’ll see ya next Friday!

Love,
ron