BananWatch 2K5 stringer Solipsistic iCurve reports that the media powerhouse has issued a No More Mr. Nice Guy directive to all who would try to get something for nothing.
“Banan Says No More!
After officially leaving Banan & Wasserman Publicity in New York City last month, and opening my own company Steve Banan Publicity , I have decided to limit my services to paying customers only! You all know who I am and what I can do.
Officially, at this time I represent several individuals and companies in mainstream and the adult industry alike, including Ron Jeremy . Everyday, I receive by either email or telephone, many requests for help and assistance. As much as I would love to help everyone pro bono, unfortunately like everyone else, I have to make a living. My rate for press releases, publicity, and advertising are reasonable. If you are sincere and need help with your company or career contact me via email.
Thank You and God Bless,
Steve Banan”
I admit that I have also officially tried to contact Steve Banan several times, each to no avail. He must have sensed that I, like many porn journalists, officially live in a van and only eat what I can manage to run over.
But now my admiration for the legendary Banan is greater than it has ever been, knowing that each press release he and his vaunted Liberty Network send out are crafted with the skill available only with money. As you can see from the picture, Banan can defend his car against tennis balls. Think what he can do for your mainstream or adult career.
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