Blasphemous rumors

Of all the unsubstantiated hearsay floating around the XBiz Conference this week, perhaps the most shocking was the factoid I invented in a bathroom about the Church of Scientology purchasing AVN to start a trackside compound in Chatsworth.

Imagine my surprise when Googling the location of tonight’s XBiz Awards to find that L. Ron Hubbard himself had purchased adwords for the venue.

Maybe this is why I got a free personality test after the speed networking session.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Pirates stole my nipples; Goodbye, Allie Sin
See also: XBiz Awards

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