Pornhounds
Lintz describes her former co-workers – Pornhounds – at an unnamed magazine
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The Poseable Lockwood
We got a shipment of the new Kurt Lockwood action figures here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, and Q-Tipperie, and I have to say […]
Coming to terms with the Moon
The logo and typography of this site remind me of what Edward Gorey might have done had he liked girls.
Scenes from the class struggle in Playboy’s Penthouse
The letter from Playboy’s Home Entertainment Division that accompanied my copy of the three-DVD set Playboy After Dark read: “Grammy! Here is your sophisticated entertainment. […]
Britney Spears continues to hold out hope of immaculate conception
I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”
Michael Ninn’s “Sacred Sin”
“…this movie is a far cry from ‘Jamie’s Cryin,” but thoughtful couples may want to reach down between their legs and ease the seat back regardless.”
Why I love the theatre
Here is a still from Asia Noir 5. When I go to see The Departed, that’s the theatre I want to see it in. It […]
Dave Naz loves L.A.
Dave Naz, still photographer-turned porn director, had not seen a porn script prior to writing his new Vivid-Alt movie Skater Girl Fever. “I’d e-mailed Eon […]
Open bar at the Van Halen place
Prior to Saturday night, the last time I stood in the parking lot of L.A. Valley Community College was to conduct a transaction of dubious […]
East Side Story gets its priorities in order
“But will there be sex in it?” I was talking with arty provocatrix Vena Virago about her movie East Side Story. I can relate to […]
Porn Valley font panic
Who is monitoring our industry’s fonts? No one. Four out of five porn consumers surveyed said that the boxcover font was the determining factor in […]
“Barbed Wire Kiss”
Studio: VCA Director: Benny Profane (guest director: Yours Truly) Cast: Caroline Pierce, Veronica Jett, Zak Sabbath, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Domenica Leoni, Benny Profane, Tee […]
Joe Gallant: “The machinery is weird.”
I spent some time immanentizing the eschaton with hippy freakout director Joe Gallant this week. Gallant, 48, has put together an impressive series of porn […]
I am the world’s greatest porn director
Today, having never operated a video camera before or called the shots on an adult production, I directed my first porn scene. The purity of […]
Mary Carey hosts a happening
Kickass Pictures threw one of those crazy art shindigs downtown this past weekend. Naturally I expected to be rubbing elbows with beatniks and David Bowie […]