“She’s very considerate,” Batts said. “Before we go out, she asks me if I want her to smell like marshmallows or cherries.”
Full Story »At home with April Flores and Carlos Batts
Porn Valley font panic
Who is monitoring our industry’s fonts? No one. Four out of five porn consumers surveyed said that the boxcover font was the determining factor in all their adult purchases, followed distantly by pictures of women with fingers in their mouths.* Both Ghetto Booty*licious and Silverlake Scenesters employ a stroked block font that threatens to occlude [...]
Full Story »“Barbed Wire Kiss”
Studio: VCA Director: Benny Profane (guest director: Yours Truly) Cast: Caroline Pierce, Veronica Jett, Zak Sabbath, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Domenica Leoni, Benny Profane, Tee Real Benny Profane’s Barbed Wire Kiss is the only movie to intersperse points-of-view shots from the grave of an infant with images of therapeutic sex with Caroline Pierce. Profane is [...]
Full Story »Joe Gallant: “The machinery is weird.”
I spent some time immanentizing the eschaton with hippy freakout director Joe Gallant this week. Gallant, 48, has put together an impressive series of porn titles from his home in New York City, where his day jobs have included Sound Designer on “Guiding Light” and leader of an orchestral Grateful Dead cover band, the Illuminati. [...]
Full Story »I am the world’s greatest porn director
Today, having never operated a video camera before or called the shots on an adult production, I directed my first porn scene. The purity of my vision and my lack of corruption by the forces of “Big Porn” allowed for my unchained intensity to shine through on a scene between Tee Real and the well-appointed [...]
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