It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.

An Interview with Maria Beatty about irrigating the saguaros

Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.

It’s important to learn how to read

I wanted Benjamin to leave porn for good and marry his colonic irrigationist, like a House At Gape Corner Kenny Loggins.

75 percent of these women aren’t even in porn anymore. Of the remaining 25 percent, 50 percent of her was blonde in 2006 and now 100 percent is not.

“Key West is a delightful place,” says JM Darling. “Part theme park, part time capsule. And Sovereign is just this very American girl. She just looked good there.”

Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.

Simone wears an expression that Gallant is wired to want to slap off her face.

Young is asking us to appeal to the better angels of our nature and to divorce the makeup and the dress from the factory they cover. Can we do it?

If Ron Paul’s influence can be felt at a bukkake, how far is he from capturing the hearts and minds of all Americans?

Squirting is even more significant in the reclaimed desert that is Los Angeles: Squirting means hope.

I imagine those Chinese county administrators would have had a much better time in France.

We’re all Buttholes on this bus

Sorry, Fellas: he’s married.

Gram recommends five device-ready books for your summer betterment

All the arachnids on Klendathu couldn’t convince me that Sophia Sutra’s pussy isn’t worth citizenship.

“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.

How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?

Photographer Chuck Stevens is getting a digital retrospective of his subtle, beautiful work at the online gallery erotographic.