She is a giver.
Even though the semen of Marco Banderas was still hanging from her lower lip, I really feel like I got a Girlfriend Experience from Courtney Cummz.
“And who are you, handsome?” Cummz said to me the other day on the set of “Superstar Showdown: Bree Vs. Courtney” (directed by A. Slayer). She was nearly naked and clacking toward me in high heels. “Can I get you some water or something?”
I have only met Cummz a few times over the past four years. It has been in large groups and she has always been clothed. I didn’t expect her to remember me and, to be honest, I didn’t recognize her naked.
Q. But Grams, Courtney Cummz is regularly voted one of the hottest girls in porn.
A. Yes, but who among you wouldn’t fuck the mildly retarded woman staffing the Burger King drive-thru if she put a little effort into it? The fact that Courtney Cummz is hot like fire is merely a more attractive option in the Vadge Frenzy you have been struggling with from the moment you turned 18 and not a moment before for purposes of this website.
But I could easily see how patrons at a strip club would drain their bank accounts for some extra attention from Cummz, simply because she is so fan-focused.
Cummz was gracious, attentive, and flirty; exactly the way a working porn performer needs to be to thrive. It didn’t matter that she would forget my name immediately upon exiting the room or that neither of us entertained the notion of being on the other’s Christmas card list—it was fun while it lasted.
I think about something Nina Hartley says about meeting fans.
“The majority of them just need no more than to feel like they’re the only person in the room for the ten seconds you’re shaking their hand or signing their autograph,” Hartley said. “Even if they know they’re not.”
So, even though Cummz wasn’t there to sign my oxygen tank or motorized wheelchair, I did get a sense of the attention she gives fans, as she busted several Grade A porn star poses before even wiping off.
Now that’s customer service.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Courtney Cummz is a good sport; Almost heaven, breast vagina
See also: Courtney Cummz
Even though it’s been a couple of years, I still miss Courtney’s original, perfectly-lovely breasts. I can’t fathom why she’d get the bolt-ons, but more power to her, I guess. Other than that, she still has one of the sexiest faces and asses of anyone in (or out) of the business, and she does seem genuinely interesting.