The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Month: December 2010
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pornographers to Watch Out for
Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
Mark Spiegler: The Last Man Working in Porn
I call him Der Überagent
Her Name Is Chastity, for some reason
Chastity Lynn looks like the type of woman one might wreck a hotel room and sell a kidney for, then, in a slim volume of autobiography, write, “it was an intense time in my life.”
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Add some festive scented candles, and it’s like a Christmas Tree Shop of the Loins.
My Christmas Wish, by Gram Ponante
If your vagina were Christmas, I would ruin it.
“Vampire Sisters” are doing it to themselves: An interview with Maria Beatty
Latex-clad Alpha Vampiress Anastasia Pierce gently awakens her “little sister,” Ariel X, paying particular attention to the younger immortal’s erectile tissue.
Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
BiBi Jones joins Digital Playground, other people named Bibi
Better the Taylor Swift of porn than the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu of porn.
“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are
Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
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Here is the frank and ripe Emily Evermoore on the set of the 2007 movie “Insertz,” a “dark parody,” if you will, of the 1974 Richard Dreyfuss movie “Inserts.”
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“Bring back the Clam,” she said.
Courtney Cummz only after you do
I could easily see how patrons at a strip club would drain their bank accounts for some extra attention from Courtney Cummz
AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?
If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round
AIDS Healthcare teams with Stuart Lawley for “Not Yogi Bear dot-XXX”
“I’m not sure about the ethics, but if they ask me to direct my ‘This Ain’t The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ script and they pay on time, well…”
When you’re too skinny, sometimes “The Biggest Loser” is you
When they’re fat, each of these ladies gets jerked off on by one guy apiece. When they’re slimmer, all of them share the load.
John Leslie flags the train
John Leslie, who died unexpectedly December 5, was too young to go. But he lived an intriguing life full of fellow travelers.
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.