As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium. Here, then, is a selection of the photos that helped define Porn Valley in 2010.
Tanner Mayes greets everyone warmly.
The only good thing about Sarah Palin remains Lisa Ann, seen here filming “Who’s Nailin’ Palin 2” (with Evan Stone as her Secret Service agent).
Marco Banderas and Courtney Cummz are consummate, consummating professionals.
Chanel Preston (as Wonder Woman) doesn’t know what to do about Evan Stone’s Batman.
Bobbi Brixton shows restraint when observing Kodi Gamble’s wardrobe malfunction. I wouldn’t.
Smoke break with Kristina Rose.
Dana DeArmond delights Asa Akira but infuriates Keni Styles.
I love this picture. Ashli Orion and Lee Bang in “The Facts of Life XXX.”
On the set of “Here Cums the President”—and that’s a small crew.
Sabrina Deep accepts all comers.
Sasha Knox takes a break, but the guy she just blew has sawdust on his ass.
Sabrina Deep takes one last look at her face before there’s ropey volleys all over it.
Lexi Love diverts traffic.
Belladonna gets ready for the Army.
Tabitha Stevens and Kagney Linn Karter high atop Los Angeles. Sadly, they weren’t high atop me.
Lupe Fuentes gets externally lubricated.
Amy Fisher shoots her first Porn Valley porn.
Anjanette Astoria, making copies.
Cytherea squirts again.
Bring Me the Ass of Ashley Fires.
Bobbi Starr blows a grateful Bucephalus, the Horn of Fogelfoot.
The Greatest Photo of All Time. From left, Alexis Texas, Marco Banderas’ carne, James Deen, Flower Tucci’s abundance.
Sunny Lane waits for her closeup.
If I’m impressed with this view of Chanel Preston, Eric Swiss is just a little bit luckier.
Either intense drama or intense eyeliner backstage at the AVN Awards.
Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, and Madison Young our for a bite and a beer.
Jesse Jane is a princess.
You only need to see a little of Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely to gain great respect for the whole.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: 2010 Ropey Volleys Movies, People
I’m not sure I’ve ever used “adorable” to describe porn before, but that photo of the giggling superheroes? Adorable.
EXACTLY. Porn is adorable.
That superheroes photo is really just a step away from your average Tuesday afternoon outside Grauman’s Chinese.
Which step? The costumes, the junk, or the giggling?