Today in Porn Swag: Two Cups, “9 1/2 Weeks”
Useful promotional materials reflect well on the product.
BARRETT BLADE
Today in Ridiculous Porn Movies: I Know What You Did Last “Summer Lovin'”
If this town had a Wicker Man, “Summer Lovin'” would have been a way better movie.
Fellatio for the Fourth: An Historical Perspective
We know that at one point Thomas Jefferson had to have said to Sally Hemmings, “I’m going to Course of Events all over your face.”
Porn stars in the know use a damn blanket
Without that blanket, Nicole Aniston would become one with both Bill Bailey and the car.
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
Putting something in Kaylani Lei’s drink makes for a special evening
Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
Whisky A Gang Bang with the Free Speech Coalition
Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.
One Last Ride
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: David LordCast: Bree Olson, Tori Black, Mia Lelani, Jamie Lamore, Ben English, Chris Johnson, Barrett Blade, Derrick Pierce Portions of this […]
The Wicked – Condom-only horror
Studio: WickedDirector: Michael RavenCast: Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Mikayla Mendez, Annabelle Lee, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Scarlett Fay, Sophia Santi, Tori Black, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Barrett […]
Kissing Girls
Studio: WickedDirector: Michael RavenCast: jessica drake, Dana DeArmond, Scarlett Fay, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, Barry Scott, August Portions of this review originally appeared […]
The Accidental Hooker
Studio: WickedDirector: Brad ArmstrongCast: Kaylani Lei, Shyla Stylez, Victoria Sin, Mikayla, Devon Lee, Jennifer Dark, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Deep Threat, Niko, Barrett Blade, Derrick […]
The Contractor
Studio: Adam & Eve Director: Daniel Dakota Cast: Carmen Luvana, Austyn Moore, Charmane Star, Taryn Thomas, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade Daniel Dakota’s unflinching […]
It needs to stop
Have you ever laughed at someone’s joke, only to have the laugh turn sour in your mouth when the jokester asks, “Liked that one, didn’t […]