Hustler enters the Romance Porn market with “True Love Stories,” and that’s great, but I can’t help but wonder if they’re really in love when all Ashli Orion does is look at me.
“I have never felt so close to someone,” Orion did not say, rubbing around in her lingerie.
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women
The Keys to Maintaining Virtue in the porn industry
I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.
“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.
For every “Not the Flintstones XXX,” there’s a movie that doesn’t insult your intelligence.
“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80’s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.
“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
Who can forget the famous battle cry of Bunker Hill, “Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of their eyes”? Eye-whites are abundant in blowjob videos.
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards
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