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Stop Looking At Me, Ashli Orion: It’s Tacky If You’re Supposed To Be in Love with That Other Guy

July 15, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Hustler enters the Romance Porn market with “True Love Stories,” and that’s great, but I can’t help but wonder if they’re really in love when all Ashli Orion does is look at me.

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FreitagFoto 7.5.12—Everyone is poking something at Ashli Orion

July 5, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“I have never felt so close to someone,” Orion did not say, rubbing around in her lingerie.

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“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why

December 28, 2012 Gram the Man 0

You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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Nudes You May Have Missed

February 8, 2012 Gram the Man 2

I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women

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Gram’s Pro Tips: Keys to living a virtuous porn life

October 3, 2011 Gram the Man 3

The Keys to Maintaining Virtue in the porn industry

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The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s

August 18, 2011 Gram the Man 5

I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.

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Bad Taste: Three tales of how the porn industry creates its own problems

July 7, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.

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Porn music: It’s not just Bom Chicka Wow Wow anymore

April 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

For every “Not the Flintstones XXX,” there’s a movie that doesn’t insult your intelligence.

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You can’t put a laugh track on genius: “The Facts of Life XXX”

April 2, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80’s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.

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Viva “Californication” parody

March 18, 2011 Gram the Man 2

“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…

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Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations

January 25, 2011 Gram the Man 5

“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante

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Blowjobs and patriotism: Heroes among us

January 5, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Who can forget the famous battle cry of Bunker Hill, “Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of their eyes”? Eye-whites are abundant in blowjob videos.

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year

December 31, 2010 Gram the Man 4

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pornographers to Watch Out for

December 30, 2010 Gram the Man 2

Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards

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