“Bitch, please,” she said. “I just used my willpower to keep it from getting on camera.”
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Joanna Angel: Because She’s Jewish
Granted, Hanukkah is not the most sacred of the Jewish holidays, but when else do we get to see both a menorah and a 2 Live Crew record in such close proximity to Joanna Angel’s nipples?
MontagFoto 8.23.10
Conservative estimates say that it takes nearly three weeks to get the New York off of you
Pornollaneous 8.19.10
“…it would sound exactly like the ravings of a failed musician/actor from Maryland who somehow managed to even flunk out of porn a few years ago.”
eXXXotica adult show comes to Los Angeles: I get to go to the Pantry again
Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?
Tee & A: The Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament
Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research the only way he knew how. “I know some very attractive women,” he said. Thus the Skylar Neil Foundation was born. Via porn star-laced poker and golf events, Neil has [...]
Which one’s Pink?
How I wish you were here. We’re just one black pole squeezing in a tight hole year after year.
Inside/Outside: The Darkness within Joanna Angel
Angel raps in a way that suggests Sir Mix-a-Lot got married to the Waitresses and begat Sarah Silverman.
Do the Right Thing: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Alone 2″
“Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Alone 2″ would make it seem, if it were seen by an alien or the Google-free Chinese, that only women with tattoos and/or pink hair have sex. They would also wonder if James Deen made a deal with the devil to get not only Joanna Angel but also every tatted and phosphorescent vixen who walked into the house.
XBiz L.A. wrap-up: “The pond gets smaller so the fish get bigger”
Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.
Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
Looking at Porn from Three Sides Now – The Best Porn Books of 2009
Three porn memoirs proved excellent reads this year and also blew a load of insight into a trio of the hundreds of possible porn careers: Pillow Queen Superstar, Esoteric Steveporn Stud, and Gonzo Director with a Dream.
Porn scenes from an Italian restaurant
“Someday soon, you’re going to have families of your own. And if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments, like this, that were good.”
Belladonna and Kimberly Kane throw a snow ball for AIM
There are few people more exciting to think of having a date with than Belladonna and Kimberly Kane (well, I would have liked to go on a date with Mary Todd Lincoln, because that chick was crazy)
Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish
Gentile-passing porn star James Deen has joined most decidedly Chosen girlfriend Joanna Angel on Heeb Magazine’s “Heeb 100.” The list is published annually by the magazine that does for hip Jews what the “Mick” and “Cracker” publications did for the Irish and non-Irish Caucasian communities, respectively. Angel, who herself made the Heeb 100 list in [...]
Joanna Angel’s sausage factory or: Death camp for cutie
The game Joanna Angel takes a sausage, deep throats it, rubs it between Bergen County’s best breasts, and then edges it southward, below the frame of a video for Heeb Magazine. See the video here (despite its wholesomeness, the video was removed by both Vimeo and Youtube) Long ago Angel told me that she wanted [...]
TMSleaze
Director: Brian Bangs, Spock BucktonCast: Ron Jeremy, Joanna Angel, Tori Black, Anthony Rosano, Ben English, Francesca Le, Faye Reagan, Mr. Pete, Dane Cross, Kagney Linn Karter, Chris Johnson, Anne Marie Rios, Randy Spears, Andi Anderson, Mark Wood, Rocco Reed, Brynn Tyler, James Deen, Lisa Ann, Darryl Hanah If there has ever been a perfect confluence [...]
FSC’s Freedomfest: A night of limited but poignant porn star interaction
Because my relationships with our nation’s finest porn performers are intense and significant, I often attend events and talk with only three or four of them. And David Faustino. The Free Speech Coalition’s Sex, Drinks, Rock’n Roll Freedomfest extravaganza last week at the Whisky a Go Go was a raucous affair that raised $8,000 for [...]


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