AltPorn Awards Nominations Open for June Ceremony
Tattoo or not tattoo?
Tattoo or not tattoo?
I’m also attracted to Hot Slothful ladies, as their expectations are lower.
“It’s ironic that a bunch of porn girls are going to be hanging out at the Virgin Hotel next year.”
In the end, many of them cried.
Zak Sabbath succeeded Pynchon with a hard-on in “We Did Porn.”
Sundown, you better take care/If I see you been shavin’ off your pubic hair
I talked with Deen in Las Vegas about the non-aggressive way he landed the Paul Schrader-directed Bret Easton Ellis adaptation “The Canyons” and about how he copes with his “crippling” shyness.
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
Having always enjoyed radio and being interviewed on radio shows, Joanna has always wanted to have her very own radio program.
“Bitch, please,” she said. “I just used my willpower to keep it from getting on camera.”
Memes are more effective when mams are involved.
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Granted, Hanukkah is not the most sacred of the Jewish holidays, but when else do we get to see both a menorah and a 2 Live Crew record in such close proximity to Joanna Angel’s nipples?
Conservative estimates say that it takes nearly three weeks to get the New York off of you
“…it would sound exactly like the ravings of a failed musician/actor from Maryland who somehow managed to even flunk out of porn a few years ago.”
Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?
Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research […]
How I wish you were here. We’re just one black pole squeezing in a tight hole year after year.
Angel raps in a way that suggests Sir Mix-a-Lot got married to the Waitresses and begat Sarah Silverman.
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