I needed to wash some shirts. “I can make sure your shirts get really clean,” Joanna Angel said. “Why does everything you say sound so dirty?” I said. “Good thing we’re at a laundromat, then.” Previously: A Vase or two faces?See also: Burning Angel

Somewhere north of her nipples and south of her neck, Joanna Angel noted, the swans turned to fish in the sunlight. Previously: All the Best Cowboys Play Guitar HeroSee also: Burning Angel, M.C. Escher

If one were to download the PDF version of this year’s AVN nominations in 120 categories it would result in a document 58 pages long. By contrast, the 1984 awards contained only 18 categories. The big winner that year was Scoundrels, about the consequences of adultery. Today we commit adultery over coffee. This reflects both [...]

Whether on a stove top or on a Porn Valley rental couch, Stuffed, a two-or-three-hole-occupancy movie directed by Jerome Tanner (inexplicably credited as Lex T. Drill) stars some of my favorite people: Harmony, Joanna Angel (pictured), Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, and Adrianna Nicole. Something about the content of this movie brings each performer’s voice down [...]

For our people, going to Miami is the next best thing to Next Year in Jerusalem. Here’s Joanna Angel outside the Exxxotica Miami trade show, where she is signing with, of all companies, ClubJenna. I didn’t know that Angel was a ClubJenna celebrity. “She’s cuter than Larry?” she suggested. Angel actually had to step out [...]

Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have recommended purchasing Re-Penetrator by itself on a DVD because it’s about 14 minutes long. Now Pulse Distribution, which handles the Burning Angel side of Joanna Angel (VCA handles the non-Internet [...]

My favorite McKai quote goes something like, “It’s like getting all your friends and making a porn film.” I think that’s more important and impressive than whether or not porn is alt or alt is good.