Gram’s Christmas Miracle
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
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Same time last year: Million Dollar Kami Edition
I haven’t yet examined my complex feelings about my visit to the set of Not the Cosbys XXX and all the Sara Vandella that implies, […]
Calling all (gonzo) girls
A film critical of the porn industry (and that’s O.K., remember – it’s not like it’s Birth of a Nation) will be shown tonight at […]
The Price of The Price of Pleasure
Somewhere on the campus of the University of Southern California tomorrow (only the elect know), perhaps between 11:15 a.m. – 12:45 p.m. at the Montgomery […]
Pornsaints to sanctify Philadelphia
Pornsaints, the quasi-religious outfit that makes today’s porn stars look like Patrick Nagel paintings, is hosting its second art show in conjunction with Hotmovies, a […]
Joanna Angel: Bathrooms restore virginity
We all know that bathrooms are romantic, but Joanna Angel believes that they erase Time. I talked with her about her personal water closet philosophy […]
Matt Zane’s irons, immortal soul in the fire
“I think of it as a Resse’s Peanut Butter Cup of Porn,” said Matt Zane, the person to thank (or despise) if the recent wave […]
Today in porn pools
Now that it’s a frigid 67 degrees in Porn Valley, let’s take a look at some home swimming pools and how they figure into this […]
Happy Birthday Jesus and Joanna Angel
This is what Christmas looks like in Porn Valley, USA (God bless us, everyone). See the full gallery here. Previously: Stuffing? I’m Stayin’!See also: Burning […]
Joanna Angel in Topless at the Lavanderia
I needed to wash some shirts. “I can make sure your shirts get really clean,” Joanna Angel said. “Why does everything you say sound so […]
Joanna Angel: a vase or two faces?
Somewhere north of her nipples and south of her neck, Joanna Angel noted, the swans turned to fish in the sunlight. Previously: All the Best […]
Joanna Angel: All the Best Cowboys Play Guitar Hero
I took a bunch of pictures of Joanna Angel at her place in the Valley the other day. It was actually cold out, so she […]
Interpreting the AVN Nominations – A Primer
If one were to download the PDF version of this year’s AVN nominations in 120 categories it would result in a document 58 pages long. […]
Stuffing? I’m Stayin’!
Whether on a stove top or on a Porn Valley rental couch, Stuffed, a two-or-three-hole-occupancy movie directed by Jerome Tanner (inexplicably credited as Lex T. […]
Joanna Angel tackles boobs
There are a lot of things people are shy of talking about in today’s porn industry: drug use, sexual harrassment, malfeasant distribution deals. Now Joanna […]
Greetings from Miami
For our people, going to Miami is the next best thing to Next Year in Jerusalem. Here’s Joanna Angel outside the Exxxotica Miami trade show, […]
“Tristan Taormino’s House of Ass” (And Fog)
Studio: Adam & Eve Director: Tristan Taormino Cast: Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Keaani Lei, Saana, Mr. Marcus, Scott Nails, Talon, Jezebelle Bond, Justin […]
Re-Penetrator re-released
Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have […]
“Neu Wave Hookers”—I dig it
I spoke with Eon McKai about Neu Wave Hookers, which I understand I am the first Person in the United States to have received. It’s […]
“Kill Girl Kill 3”: (Repo Man 2)
My favorite McKai quote goes something like, “It’s like getting all your friends and making a porn film.” I think that’s more important and impressive than whether or not porn is alt or alt is good.