You know those Lesbians ’til Graduation, always with the pillow fights and soulful glances and tearful, earnest debates about which Indigo Girl, Amy or Emily, would be more forgiving if you cheated on her with the other. Well, porn’s version of lesbians is much different in that they all wear high heels and there’s not one yearning mention of Jo Polnicek all through the movie.
The devilish Devinn Lane will begin shooting the second installment of the girls-only ensemble porn Pink Paradise this weekend. Lane has made her mark on the adult business in her nearing-eight-year career, closely identified with Wicked and Playboy and recently having directed for Shane’s World.
“There is nothing as sweet as the touch of a woman,” the liner notes of the first Pink Paradise point out; “the oh-so-forbidden fruit every girl secretly wants to taste but few dare to take that first juicy bite.”
I was in Glendale, CA today and asked several Armenian women at the butcher shop what, if anything, was sweeter than the touch of a woman.
“I kill you,” they said.
“Excellent,” I said. “Knowing what you know, what is the ‘oh-so-forbidden fruit every girl secretly wants to taste but few dare to take that first juicy bite’?”
“Is Turkish taffy,” one said.
“Is Turkish baklava,” offered another.
“Is Armo’s brother,” suggested a third.
Then I realized that these Armenian housewives had something in common with the porn ladies Devinn Lane would be photographing this weekend: they’re not lesbians at all.
(photo of Devinn courtesy Danni.com)
Previously: Devinn spot-cleans the limo; Lockwood opens the pod bay doors for Devinn
See also: Sin City Films
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