Much has been made of Joy Marquart’s check forgery and identity-stealing skills ($48,000 scammed in New Jersey, turned in by bail bondsman in Chatsworth for similar charges), but the former porn star Farrah has also appeared in at least one Troma film under her real name.
Just the prospect of meeting the Toxic Avenger should be enough to sustain her through the recommended 18-month sentence (though only a Corman credit might fortify a concurrent New Jersey sentence).
We are sad that Farrah couldn’t have crafted a nobler post-porn career, like Paul Barresi, but what can you do?
Here is a comment from a New Jersey blog aggregator that demonstrates that mainstream message board wags are just as droll, accurate, and necessary as their adult counterparts: “It’s interesting to note that Joy’s porn career was played out by the time she was 30, which basically means porn stars have about the same longevity as your average NFL running back.”
Previously: That dick stays in the picture
See also: Ex porn star faces L.A. charges; Tight Spot on DVD; Farrah on IAFD
This was back in February – has she been sentenced?