Because of the tender feelings we still have for each other, I was the last to know that Tiana Lynn, subject of my Best Picture of 2005 contest, had retired from performing. That she waited for this honor to go out on top is understandable.
The announcement came on February 9. (I really should read other sites, but sometimes they make me crazy.)
I asked Lynn in January what she thought of the new female performer who chose the name “Gianna Lynn”.
“She’s great!” Tiana said.
Cross-pollinating the names Gina and Tiana make a Lynn surname recognizable, but it would be like changing my name to Cram Ponante to capitalize on the Donkey Punch phenomenon; it seems ethically unsound in a porn world that prides itself on its moral resolve.
Tiana said that, following the release of Swallow My Squirt 3, she would concentrate on adult industry sales at Elegant Angel, where she has been working a more-or-less paid internship in that area for a while, doubling with her duties as a squirtastic firecracker.
Now that it’s been a week, though, I think the time is right for Tiana to return to performing. We’ve waited long enough.
Previously: Tiana Lynn on the floor; Hot Squirts, I love you so; AVN 2006 gallery
See also: Elegant Angel
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